BOUYA BOUYA CHACHACHA

oomshi:

314eater:

hitlersbreastmilk:

boys?

girls?

*ozzy osbourne voice* shARRon??

worldwarbutts:

kuzannagi:

TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN

ting

The Entire Percy Jackson Series:
Everyone: dont do the thing
Percy: no
Father's day on Olympus
Hephaestus: what is children
Apollo: all my kids are smokin' like the sun
Poseidon: *cries in corner bc his son is in tartarus*
Hades: all my kids are dead or going to die
Dionysus:
Zeus: none of my children like me :c
Ares: COME ON IT'S KILL THINGS TIME WITH PAPPY
Friend: Being in a fandom can't be that bad
Me: I HAVE WATCHED FANDOMS FREEZE AND CREATIONS BURN
Me: I HAVE SEEN THINGS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
Me: I HAVE LOST THINGS YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
Me: I know things, secrets that must never be told.
Me: Knowledge that must never be spoken, knowledge that will make ordinary people bleed!
Friend: ...

japert:

the-hatred-machine:

timelordintraining:

hungarian:

christmasblogger:

hungarian:

if u say “peek” right before u sneeze wouldn’t u end up saying pikachu

in my experience it sounds like “Pi-faACHHAHHHHHHHSFGHA”

is that a water pokemon

I tried it and got, “pRRHEH”

Congratulations, you’re now speaking welsh.

im laughing

Haruhi Fujioka is a girl!

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.

In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.

lazycookies:

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

vickisigh:

when ppl delete artists’ comments

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when ppl don’t source art

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when ppl make really fucking disgusting food

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vickisigh:

when ppl delete artists’ comments

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when ppl don’t source art

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when ppl make really fucking disgusting food

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homestuckmofo:

keyoftheabyss:

xdangimepic:

homestuckmofo:

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cries because

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At least he was a better dad than Tucker

CAN YOU NOT

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