boys?
girls?
*ozzy osbourne voice* shARRon??
Father's day on Olympus
Hephaestus: what is children
Apollo: all my kids are smokin' like the sun
Poseidon: *cries in corner bc his son is in tartarus*
Hades: all my kids are dead or going to die
Dionysus:
Zeus: none of my children like me :c
Ares: COME ON IT'S KILL THINGS TIME WITH PAPPY
Friend: Being in a fandom can't be that bad
Me: I HAVE WATCHED FANDOMS FREEZE AND CREATIONS BURN
Me: I HAVE SEEN THINGS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
Me: I HAVE LOST THINGS YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
Me: I know things, secrets that must never be told.
Me: Knowledge that must never be spoken, knowledge that will make ordinary people bleed!
Friend: ...
if u say “peek” right before u sneeze wouldn’t u end up saying pikachu
in my experience it sounds like “Pi-faACHHAHHHHHHHSFGHA”
is that a water pokemon
I tried it and got, “pRRHEH”
Congratulations, you’re now speaking welsh.
im laughing
gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:
In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.
In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.
when ppl delete artists’ comments
when ppl don’t source art
when ppl make really fucking disgusting food
when ppl delete artists’ comments
when ppl don’t source art
when ppl make really fucking disgusting food
